Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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