Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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