I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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