Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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