She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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