Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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