spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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