I seem to have left my pride at pride
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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