you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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