The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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