I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
