ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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