found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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