She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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