Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I came so hard my ears popped.
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