I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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