u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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