problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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