bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
