am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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