At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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