OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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