Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I supernannyed him into submission
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize