Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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