Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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