i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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