Say something about gay babies.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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