amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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