Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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