Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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