I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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