is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
