I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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