cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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