and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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