At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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