Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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