these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls