filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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