what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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