Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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