That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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