Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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