Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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