I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I bet he comes in French.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Will exercising make me less horny?
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