Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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