im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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