is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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