they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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