There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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