THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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