margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
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he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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