Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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