Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
