Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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