he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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