Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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