Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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