so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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